Frequently Asked Questions
Q. What is this all about?
A. There's a new vector-borne infectious disease terrorizing the urban Southeast.
Q. Should I panic?
A. Yes.
Q. Who's been afflicted with this new devilry?
A. These unlucky, unlucky souls.
Q. Who are you anyway?
A. A totally normal cross-section of your society.
Q. How is Orlando Fever spread?
A. We're glad you asked. Here's a general epidemiological sketch. Here are some places to avoid. This is the pathogen responsible for killing all these people. The vector may be found here. Finally, this is the animal where Orlando Fever has been lurking.
Q. So what do you plan to do about this?
A. We personally plan to move to a secret underground bunker devoid of all other life, but here's something that maybe might save the rest of you, possibly.
Q. Who is to blame for this new plague?
A. See below.
A. There's a new vector-borne infectious disease terrorizing the urban Southeast.
Q. Should I panic?
A. Yes.
Q. Who's been afflicted with this new devilry?
A. These unlucky, unlucky souls.
Q. Who are you anyway?
A. A totally normal cross-section of your society.
Q. How is Orlando Fever spread?
A. We're glad you asked. Here's a general epidemiological sketch. Here are some places to avoid. This is the pathogen responsible for killing all these people. The vector may be found here. Finally, this is the animal where Orlando Fever has been lurking.
Q. So what do you plan to do about this?
A. We personally plan to move to a secret underground bunker devoid of all other life, but here's something that maybe might save the rest of you, possibly.
Q. Who is to blame for this new plague?
A. See below.